Well That Was Low-Key

How in the fuck has nothing interesting happened yet on a long weekend? Coming on Day Three right now and still not a black out, drunken hook-up, or other idiotic behavior in sight for Fo Flo. Hell, the only people to fall on their ass yet are me and Vignati, and that's just because we're clumsy fucks sober.

Well, I have had SOME fun this weekend, involving surprisingly beautiful drunken serenades and a not-so-surprising drunk dial from a certain idiot whose name rhymes with shlen shlaganzini. It's kind of upsetting when drunk girls say they want to sing to you and they all actually know how to sing. It's also hilarious when drunken idiots talk about some "off-limits girl" while stumbling too much on their own stupidity/BAC to finish a sentence. And now it's Valentine's Day and we have no classes tomorrow and it's a long weekend and nothing crazy has happened yet! So clearly my plans are to...wait what the fuck I'm staying in? God damn it.

PS LIES Jr was involved in a case of statutory rape. Just thought I'd throw that in, nothing special.